TEASER: 1. EXT. HOT ROCK CAFE - NIGHT 2. INT. HOT ROCK CAFE - NIGHT The Stephens & the Tates are seated at the busy cafe. Laughing. Having a good time. Eating dinner. LARRY Ooooh. And Have you heard about the one where the lonesome daughter of a farmer ran away, and she went into this hotel. Louise affectionately hits Larry on the shoulder. LOUISE Larry, is this a story for mixed company? LARRY No. LOUISE Then I don't think you should be telling jokes like that. LARRY It's not about that... it's about the lonesome daughter of a farm girl... LOUISE I said NO! DARRIN Oh, Larry, that's one story I haven't heard before. LARRY Well, I guess I'll tell you about the lonesome daughter of a farmer who... LOUISE Larry! LARRY To be continued later on, Darrin. DARRIN Alright. Samantha kisses Darrin on the cheek. SAMANTHA Maybe if your good, I'll tell you a bed time story later on... Darrin affectionately kisses Samantha. DARRIN As long as you promise to to stop half way like Larry. SAMANTHA Sure, but it might be awhile before we finish. LOUISE See, Larry. Why can't we be romantic like Samantha and Darrin? LARRY We would. If we could be young like Samantha and Darrin. The Stephens laugh at Larry's joke. LOUISE Oh please. You don't think were young anymore? SAMANTHA Louise, Darrin says there's a little bit of kid in all of us. Louise is disappointed. LOUISE Oh brother... I've had just about enough. LARRY Oh, then could I have the rest of your food, Louise? Honey? LOUISE Sure, Larry, just take it. Larry takes Louise's plate and finishes it off, Louise look mad. The Stephens' are still having a groovy time. 3. INT. HOT ROCK CAFE: STAGE - NIGHT A mid-20s, hippy announcer comes to the stage. The audience notices him. They turn their heads to see what he will say. ANNOUNCER Alright Dudes and Chicks! Please welcome back to the "Hot Rock Cafe"... BREAD!!! The audience stands and claps their hands. Bread makes a big entrance to the stage and gets ready to perform their hit song: "Guitar Man" 4. INT. HOT ROCK CAFE: STEPHENS / TATE TABLE - NIGHT LOUISE Larry! Larry, still eating. Louise, tries to get Larry's attention. LARRY What!? LOUISE Look, it's Bread. LARRY No, thanks! I've already had enough this evening. Still working on this Sloppy Joe. LOUISE I mean the band. Bread, ya know? The band! LARRY Oh. LOUISE Dance with me? LARRY I think I'll sit this one out. Louise is disappointed. LOUISE You've sat every one out! Darrin stops looking at Larry & Louise and turns toward Samantha. DARRIN Samantha, darling. Would you like to dance to bread? SAMANTHA Sure. Sounds breadly. Samantha get up and walk over to the dance floor. Louise envy's Sam & Darrin. 5. INT. HOT ROCK CAFE: STAGE / DANCE FLOOR - NIGHT Bread begins to play their song while Sam & Darrin and several other dancing couple await for the band to begin playing. Bread plays "Guitar Man" for about 30 seconds while several couples are dancing, while the song is still playing, several couples back away while Sam & Darrin are dancing GREAT, taking up the whole dance floor while the other couples just watch them. 6. INT. HOT ROCK CAFE: STEPHENS' / TATE TABLE - NIGHT Larry continues eating. Louise is amazed by their dance. LOUISE Wow! Look at Darrin & Samantha. LARRY Okay. 7. INT. HOT ROCK CAFE: STAGE / DANCE FLOOR - NIGHT The song finishes and the other couples return to their seats talking about the real amazing, extraordinary dance Sam & Darrin did. Samantha is tired. Darrin is acting very crazy, like he is drunk. Darrin is extremely proud of his dance. SAMANTHA Whew! I'm beat! Let's go back to our table. Samantha begins to walk away when Darrin grabs her by the arm and makes her stay. DARRIN Wait. Honey? Let's do some more dance. SAMANTHA Listen. Honey? Let's do some more sit. Begins to dance in place with no music. Samantha stops him. DARRIN I wanna do some dance! SAMANTHA Okay... listen... I got an idea. Darrin is eager to hear Sam's idea. DARRIN Tell me. SAMANTHA We go home. DARRIN Ah ha. SAMANTHA Then we do some dance. Sam mocks Darrin by dancing, she stops before anyone sees her. DARRIN Oh-Kay. Race you to the door. Darrin takes off toward the exit. Samantha quickly follows. SAMANTHA Bye! Larry & Louise. Samantha waves to the Tates. Louise waves back happily while Larry continues to eat. The audience watches Darrin act like an idiot. 8. EXT. HOT ROCK CAFE - NIGHT Darrin jumps in the car and takes off, not knowing that he forgot Samantha. Samantha runs to the exit. She wants to know what happened to Darrin. SAMANTHA Maybe he's Bewitched? END OF TEASER FADE INTO THE "BEWITCHED THEME" CUT TO COMMERCIAL CUT TO "THE OPENING CREDITS" Act One: 9. EXT. STEPHENS' HOUSE - NIGHT Darrin pulls into the driveway and jumps out of his car. A cab pulls up to the house, Samantha gets out of the back seat and pays the cab driver. Darrin looks over at the cab. DARRIN Hi ya honey! Samantha just looks at Darrin. The cab drives away. DARRIN Race you inside. Darrin takes off running into the house. Samantha runs after Darrin. 10. INT. STEPHENS' LIVING ROOM - NIGHT Samantha and Darrin run into the house. SAMANTHA Darrin... get back here. What is wrong with you.. Endora is sitting on the couch reading Tabitha and Adam a bedtime story. Endora stands. ENDORA My! My! My! What's wrong with you Donald? TABITHA Yeah, Daddy! ADAM Daddy looks like ba-boon! SAMANTHA Tabitha! Adam! Why don't you go upstairs and get in bed. Daddy and I will be up in just one moment. TABITHA Okay... C'mon Adam. Tabitha and Adam take off up the stairs. The adults stand their watching them. SAMANTHA Now, Darrin! Care to explain? Reaches to Samantha for a hug, Samantha hugs Darrin. DARRIN I'm sorry sweetheart! I just felt so in charge, powerful, when I could dance like... I loved having that rock n' roll feeling in me. SAMANTHA Good night, brother... Samantha runs up stairs. DARRIN C'mon, let's do some dance my chick... Runs after Samantha upstairs. Sam & Darrin have left the scene. ENDORA Oh my! Sam & Darrin & Tabitha & Adam yell from upstairs. SAMANTHA Good night mother! DARRIN Night Endora. TABITHA Bye Grandmama. ADAM Tomorrow Grandmama. ENDORA Well! Well! Well! A little rock and roll fever, huh? Zaps an old book of witchcraft onto the coffee table which is opened to a decorated page that says "A BAD CASE OF ROCK N' ROLL FEVER" ENDORA Ah. There you are. She's excited. Walks over to the book. ENDORA Okay... Donald. Your Rock n' Roll fever is going to get a lot worse, before it gets better. Endora begins to read an incantation. ENDORA "Night after night who treats who right, Baby, it's the guitar man, Who's on the radio, you go listen To the Guitar Man" There, Donald the Dude... I mean dud. Endora makes a straight face. She waves her arms and she disappears. 11. EXT. STEPHENS' HOUSE - NIGHT 12. INT. STEPHENS' BEDROOM - NIGHT Close - up on Darrin. He is wiggling a lot in his sleep. A smile graces his face. He talks in his sleep... DARRIN I'm Darrin the dude... I mean dud. I'm a Rock n' Roll star. Continues to smile. 13. INT. STEPHENS' KITCHEN - MORNING Samantha is cooking some scrambled eggs on the stove. Esmeralda gets some glasses from the cupboard and sets them on the counter not She walks to the refrigerator and walks over to where she set the glasses and pours the milk. SAMANTHA About done Esmeralda? ESMERALDA Just let me finish pouring these milks. Endora pops into the kitchen, literally. And she is levitating herself in midair! ENDORA I FINISHED HOURS AGO! ...With John Lucke in Ireland! ESMERALDA Wow! Esmeralda admires Endora's morning while she's puts the milk back in the refrigerator and sets the glasses on the table. ESMERALDA (cont'd) ...I wish I could have mornings like that. Esmeralda realizes... ESMERALDA (cont'd) ....I am lucky if I could make it out to my own kitchen! ENDORA I agree. Witchly morning are something aren't they darling? Samantha finishes the eggs, puts them on plates, and sets them on the table. SAMANTHA What mother? ENDORA Oh never mind. Your used to these dull, mortal mornings! ...Speaking of dull, where is he. SAMANTHA He? ENDORA Donald, Derwood, or Dondo, whatever! SAMANTHA DARRIN! Isn't up yet! Everyone jumps up real fast when they hear a loud guitar being played... ENDORA What in the name of goblins is that? ESMERALDA Excuse me. ENDORA It wasn't you! SAMANTHA Wait here. Sounds like it came from the den... Samantha runs to the den. Endora stares at Esmeralda work as mortal while Esmeralda finishes the breakfast table. 14. INT. STEPHENS' DEN - MORNING Darrin is a hippy costume with an electric guitar in his arms that is plugged into an amp. Behind Darrin is a whole set of band equipment set up. Darrin tries to play a song that doesn't sound very good. Samantha walks in. SAMANTHA Oh my stars! Darrin continues to play for awhile, he doesn't hear Samantha. Samantha stomps on the floor or whatever it takes to get Darrin's attention. He finally notices her. DARRIN Oh hay, Baby! SAMANTHA What's wrong with you? DARRIN I feel craaaaaaaazy! SAMANTHA Your darn right! I thought this rock n' roll thing was settled last night. Samantha is angry. Darrin walks over to get a hug, but Samantha backs away! DARRIN ...Just wanted to get my groove on a little bit before I go rockin' with Larry. SAMANTHA Larry has a band to? DARRIN No! SAMANTHA Then why would... Never mind. Ah, MOTHER GET IN HERE. Endora pops into the room. ENDORA Darling? SAMANTHA Mother, did you cast a spell on Darrin? ENDORA Of course not, spells are so... played out. Why I gave those up last season. SAMANTHA Witches honor? Endora gives the witches honor, the she crosses her fingers behind her back. ENDORA See darling, wasn't me. SAMANTHA Guess so... But how do you explain Darrin's... ENDORA Rock n' Roll fever? Darrin begins to fix the strings on his guitar. SAMANTHA Yeah. Wait. How do you know? ENDORA Just a little disease analogy. SAMANTHA Maybe it could have been Daddy or Uncle Arthur or Serena. Has any of the other family been around here lately? ENDORA No, Maurice is in Paris, Serena is in Egypt, Uncle Arthur is on Pluto. SAMANTHA Oh... PLUTO? Isn't it cold there? ENDORA Funny, Samantha! Your Uncle Arthur gave it zap and now you can't tell Pluto from Mercury. Samantha laughs at her Uncle. ENDORA (cont'd) Well, I guess its true. SAMANTHA What? ENDORA Witches are from Mars. Warlocks are from Venus. SAMANTHA ...And this spell is really getting on... ENDORA Uranus? SAMANTHA Funny mother! But now back to Earth... What will we do about Darrin? Esmeralda walks into the den. ESMERALDA Breakfast is served. Tabitha and Adams stalk into the den, tired. TABITHA Good morning peoples. ADAM Good morning Tabby. TABITHA You already told me good morning. ADAM Oh. TABITHA We're hungry Esmeralda. ESMERALDA Everything is served in the kitchen... help yourselves. Adam runs into the kitchen and Tabitha quickly follows. ADAM Bye Tabby. TABITHA Wait Adam! ENDORA This problem: Which I have no concern in is really giving me an awful wart... Notices what Endora said. DARRIN Groovy, Endora baby! Endora levitates a drum stick over Darrin's head which hits him. ENDORA (cont'd) I am not your baby! DARRIN Check my new number... Samantha and Endora look at Darrin, What will he do next!? Darrin sings a made-up song and at the end of the song he makes a loud noise on his guitar. DARRIN (cont'd) "Endora has a wart... Endora had a wart... Endora needs a wart... ...AND THAT'S THE TRUTH" SAMANTHA Mother! Steady... Steady. Take a deep breathe. DARRIN Groovy, huh chicks? ENDORA Maybe you should try playing unplugged. The cord which plugs the guitar into the amp unplugs, flies out, and hits Darrin in the head. Endora pops out. Samantha walks over to Darrin and cares for him. SAMANTHA Don't listen to what mother says. I am sure it'll be a number one hit! You'll show her. DARRIN You really think so Sammy pooh? SAMANTHA Well. Listen. Why don't you go upstairs, change into your nice, new dark suite and look as handsome as ever and get ready for a nice day a work. Cool baby? Samantha tries to push him out the den door. Darrin wants to stay in. DARRIN No baby. Baby, I wanna stay in here and chill with my main chick. SAMANTHA If you don't go to work, Larry will be awful upset with you. DARRIN Who gives a guitar string? SAMANTHA I do. Larry does. The kids do. Everyone but you. DARRIN Fine. I'll go to work. But I won't like it none. SAMANTHA That's why they call it work, huh? DARRIN You rock baby! Darrin gives Sam a big ol' kiss and stalks out of the room to go change. DARRIN I'll be right down in some groovy threads. SAMANTHA What groovy threads? You don't have any groovy threads. Samantha quickly follows Darrin. 15. INT. FRONT HALL - LATE MORNING Darrin is running up the stairs. Samantha runs after him. She is curious to see what his groovy threads are. Tabitha and Adam walk into the hall from kitchen with Esmeralda. Samantha stops to see what they want, but Darrin continues to run upstairs. SAMANTHA Darrin! DARRIN No time. Gotta look extra hip for Larry. SAMANTHA Oh no! TABITHA / ADAM Mommy! SAMANTHA Oh no. What guys? ADAM Tabby spilled. SAMANTHA Spilled what? ADAM She spilled her milk. TABITHA Did not! It was accident. SAMANTHA What happened Esmeralda. Endora pops onto the wooden couch sitting next to the staircase. ENDORA Purely accident. SAMANTHA Okay. It was all a misunderstanding? Right Esmeralda. ESMERALDA I don't know. At the time I was fixing some eggs and... SAMANTHA Okay. Okay. Tabitha! Adam! TABITHA / ADAM What? SAMANTHA Say your... Darrin comes running down the stairs in some wild, heavy rock, band uniform. DARRIN Glad to see a handsome dude. ENDORA Dud is more like it. SAMANTHA No, not exactly. 16. EXT. STEPHENS' DRIVEWAY - LATE MORNING Larry pulls into the driveway. Walks up to the front door and rings the bell. 17. INT. FRONT HALL - LATE MORNING A big commotion. DARRIN Listen! Endora! Just because you don't... ENDORA Now listen here.... The doorbell rings. Everyone stares at the door. Samantha gets ready to zap Darrin into some nice clothes but before she can do so, Esmeralda has already answered the door. ESMERALDA Mr. Tate? Larry walks in. LARRY Oh hi everyone! Darrin, you look, out of this worked, literally. ENDORA Don't get mad Donald, he said it the nice way. Tabitha twitches her nose and Darrin & Larry are frozen. SAMANTHA Okay, who's the wise witch. ENDORA Not me. ADAM Not me. ESMERALDA Not me. TABITHA Me. ENDORA Oooh. Good job Tabitha. SAMANTHA Mother! Why Tabitha? TABITHA I'm a witch... I know when something's wrong. We need to figure out this problem. SAMANTHA Well, that's very nice of you but... No more witchcraft! Grandmama and Mommy can take care of this. TABITHA Okay. SAMANTHA Well, unfreeze Mr. Tate! TABITHA You just said no more witchcraft. SAMANTHA Tabitha! TABITHA Okay, mommy! Tabitha twitches her nose and Larry is unfrozen. DARRIN Now listen here Endora... Endora puts her fingers in her ears... ENDORA Lalalalalalalala. DARRIN Fine be a big party pooper. Oh hi Larry ol' man, ready to rock the office? LARRY Sure. Let's roll. Darrin laughs... DARRIN That was pretty funny Larry. I said rock and then you said roll. Pretty funny. LARRY Thanks. But can we just go? We are very late for our meeting with Mr. Ford. SAMANTHA Yeah Darrin, you go to work now. Funs' over. Samantha and Darrin kiss each other SAMANTHA Bye darling. DARRIN Bye my main chick. Darrin & Larry walk out the door and shut the door behind them. Larry wonders what happened to Darrin? SAMANTHA Whew! That was close. Thank goodness Larry didn't ask any questions. ENDORA Maybe it wasn't a good thing. Then you'd know what was the matter since he won't tell you. SAMANTHA You're right. Now Tabitha and Adam... You two take Esmeralda to the kitchen and help her clean up the spilt milk. TABITHA Okay. C'mon Adam. ADAM Kay Tabby. ESMERALDA Ooooh... I hate milk. Esmeralda and the kids walk into the kitchen. SAMANTHA Don't miss any spots... I will be checking it! ENDORA I know how it can be spotless.... SAMANTHA No mother! ...And what am I going to do about Darrin? ENDORA Just be happy Larry is the only mortal who will see Darrin today, unless he is meeting with a client... and he always tells you when he is going to meet with ... SAMANTHA / ENDORA MR. FORD! SAMANTHA I have to get to that office and fast or else Darrin could lose the account. ENDORA It's just a little account. SAMANTHA He's already lost enough client because of witchcraft, I'd hate to see him lose another one. Besides, that's a million dollar account. ENDORA Oooh! Whoopty doo. SAMANTHA I have to get down there and fast. Endora puts her hands in the air... ENDORA I know a fast way... SAMANTHA No mother! I don't think so. Yoo-hoo, Esmeralda! Esmeralda pops right in front of Samantha. ESMERALDA Yes Samantha! SAMANTHA Mother and I are leaving to the McMann & Tate office to see if Darrin is still in his carefree mood. Just keep an eye on the kids. ESMERALDA Sure thing. SAMANTHA Good. Thanks. C'mon mother. Endora stands and pops out of her flying outfit into a regular mortal clothes. ENDORA Fine. SAMANTHA Let's see, there is no school today so just let Tabitha and Adam play in the backyard, and you can watch the television set or find a book to read or something. Alright? ESMERALDA Okay. Esmeralda pops back into the kitchen. Samantha begins to walks out the front door... SAMANTHA Whew! What a morning... Mother? ENDORA Dear? SAMANTHA Aren't you coming? ENDORA I thought I would just meet you there. SAMANTHA As long as you are there when I get there... I don't know what is wrong with Darrin. I need to help him. ENDORA Bye, bye. Walks out the door. Endora pops over to the window to watch Samantha leave. 18. EXT. STEPHENS' DRIVEWAY - LATE MORNING Samantha gets into the car. She pulls out of the driveway and she is off to go see Darrin! Endora watches from the window. 19. INT. STEPHENS' LIVING ROOM - LATE MORNING Endora watches Samantha leave, once Samantha has left the driveway, she smiles and pops out. 20. INT. KITCHEN - LATE MORNING Esmeralda is trying to put the dishes away and keeps dropping them while Tabitha & Adam help, it's literally a big mess. ESMERALDA Oh no! Not another one! TABITHA It's okay... We're used to everyone spilling. ADAM Bye bye mess! Adam waves his arms as big as he can and the kitchen is so clean and spotless. Esmeralda is amazed by Adam's witchery. Tabitha is jealous Adam can use witchcraft and she can't. ESMERALDA Oh my! Well, you two just go and play until lunch time. TABITHA Adam... ADAM Tabby? TABITHA No more witchcraft... Mommy told us. ADAM Mommy told you. TABITHA You'll get caught one of these days Adam. It's against the rules huh Esmeralda? ESMERALDA Well, I uh, don't no for sure... Just go have fun. Adam runs out the back door. TABITHA Adam! Come back... Tabitha chases Adam out of the kitchen. Esmeralda is still amazed of Adam's witchery. ESMERALDA Imagine that... A four year old warlock is powerful than a 4,,000 year old witch. Well, let's see what book they have. Esmeralda walks into the living room. END OF ACT ONE CUT TO COMMERCIAL BREAK Act Two: 20. EXT. McMANN & TATE OFFICE BUILDING - EARLY AFTERNOON Samantha parks at the side of the curb and walks up to the front steps of the building to make and entrance. Right when she gets to the steps Endora pops right in front of her... ENDORA Samantha? SAMANTHA Hi mother. ENDORA You ready to see rock n' roll Darrin again? SAMANTHA Just C'mon mother. ENDORA Right behind you dear. Samantha walks into the building anxiously to see what Darrin has been up to, Endora quickly follows. 21. INT. McMANN & TATE LOBBY - EARLY AFTERNOON Samantha & Endora walk into the room and walk into an elevator and they leave to go up a couple floors or whatever. 22. INT. McMANN & TATE WAITING ROOM - EARLY ROOM Samantha & Endora walk into the room and get directions then leave towards a conference room. SAMANTHA Hi Betty! BETTY Oh hi Mrs. Stephens. You know Mr. Stephens came into work today in the most.... SAMANTHA Yeah. I know... How is he doing today. BETTY Weird. Very weird. ENDORA She asked how Donald was doing today, not everyday! SAMANTHA Don't mind her. I just need to see my husband... where is he. BETTY Conference room. SAMANTHA Thanks. Come mother. 23. INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - AFTERNOON Larry sits bummed at the table watching Darrin act like a hippy trying to sale Mr. Ford's product. Mr. Ford actually seems to be enjoying it. Samantha and Darrin walk into the room. DARRIN Check this Mr. Ford... with Ford's Tires giving a rock n' roll music theme... you could give them a new hip look by using phrases such as "Rock and Roll Around With Ford Tires" or other hip phrases. You could... SAMANTHA Darrin! DARRIN (cont'd) ...Even create your own parody band to help market your tires. SAM! SAMANTHA Darrin! DARRIN Sam! SAMANTHA What are you telling Mr. Ford about his tires? MR. FORD Stephens... I love them... SAMANTHA Oh! ... Apparently good things. Endora points a finger at Larry, who then begins acting like Darrin. LARRY WOW! There are only 2 types of music... Rock & Roll. SAMANTHA Whoa! Larry what is the matter with you? Mother? ENDORA Darling? Samantha sort of talks private with Endora while Larry & Darrin act like Rockers in front of Mr. Edge? Samantha will be shocked of what Endora tells her... SAMANTHA Ohhhhhh! It was you. You put the spell on Darrin that night at the restaurant. ENDORA Don't be silly. SAMANTHA But you gave me witches.... Endora pops out. SAMANTHA {cont'd) Honor... Oh no. Mother! Mother? Great! Samantha walks the boys' out while she tries to straighten things up. LARRY Okay, Okay. What's our group name? DARRIN How about A Stephens and A Tate. LARRY I know... the Tates! DARRIN No! How about the Stephens! SAMANTHA Why fight it... How about two crazy fools! LARRY / DARRIN Love it. MR. FORD Me too. Good thinking Mrs. Stephens. SAMANTHA Came from the heart. MR. FORD Well, Two Crazy Fools has got to perform soon to promote Rock & Roll Tires. DARRIN ...And I know a rockin' place. LARRY Spill, Stephens. SAMANTHA Yeah Stephens. DARRIN The Hot Rock Cafe. LARRY Perfect. SAMANTHA Groovy. LARRY I'll give them a call and... MR. FORD No need. I own the place and I'll get you in... tonight! LARRY Rockin'. DARRIN Rollin'. LARRY We better go practice. DARRIN The equipment is all set up at my house. LARRY Well let's go. DARRIN C'mon. Darrin and Larry leave the room to return to Stephens' household to rehearse. SAMANTHA ...Oh, my gosh! Samantha quickly follows as Mr. Ford stops Samantha... MR. FORD Ah wait Mrs. Stephens.... SAMANTHA Yes? MR. FORD I know you don't like the new & improved Darrin but I just wanted to tell you that if our sales increase this parody band could mean a big raise for Darrin. SAMANTHA Thanks. Samantha smiles and leaves. Mr. Ford returns to his table to collect some papers or something. 24. EXT. STEPHENS' HOUSE - AFTERNOON 25. INT. LIVING ROOM - AFTERNOON Esmeralda sits down on the couch and picks up the book of spells Endora left there last night thinking it was just any other book she could read. She picks it up and is ready to read it. She opens to the spell Endora used the night before. Esmeralda realizes that this spell could explain Darrin's reactions and runs over to the phone to call Samantha. Right when she picks the phone up Samantha & Darrin & Larry walk into the living room. Esmeralda hangs up and runs over to Samantha to let her know what she found... ESMERALDA Oh Samantha! Samantha! Samantha! SAMANTHA What's wrong Esmeralda? ESMERALDA I, ah, ummm.... SAMANTHA ...I see, Larry, Darrin, why don't you to go in the den and practice. DARRIN Sure. C'mon fellow crazy fool. LARRY Right behind you fool. DARRIN Bye sweetheart. Darrin kisses Samantha while Larry watches and then they go to the den to practice. Samantha anxiously waits to hear Esmeralda's news. SAMANTHA What is it Esmeralda? ESMERALDA This book explains it all... Esmeralda shows Samantha the book. Samantha takes the book and mumbles a little of the spell to herself. SAMANTHA Oh my stars! This explains why Darrin is a crazy fool. ESMERALDA Pardon? SAMANTHA It's the name of their band. ESMERALDA I don't want to hear Mr. Stephens make fun of me again... that's a horrible name. SAMANTHA This whole thing is horrible. But let's figure it out... Let's see... Mother already disappeared on me after I found out she put the spell on Darrin and Larry. But Darrin acted like a Crazy Fool before we came home to mother.. No way she could have cast that spell while we were out... Samantha mumbles the spell again... ESMERALDA What are you doing now? SAMANTHA Hey, the words to this spell and the same words to the song that Darrin danced to that turned him into a Crazy Fool. ESMERALDA I don't understand. SAMANTHA Very rarely, mortals can actually cast spells that can actually work... ESMERALDA I'm a witch and I still can't cast a spell that will work.... SAMANTHA This just might be one of those exceptions.... When the band was singing the song Darrin was dancing to, they were really saying a spell, this spell... ESMERALDA Oh, I see! The band first put the spell on Darrin and then your Mother put the spell on Darrin again which made it stronger. SAMANTHA Exactly. Hear that mother? We know what happened and all we have to do is read the spell backwards which will reverse the spell... Sorry you lose. ESMERALDA So what are you waiting for? Just hurry up and change Darrin and Larry back. SAMANTHA Just giving mother a dose of her own medicine... Wait! ESMERALDA What? SAMANTHA I can't. ESMERALDA Why not? SAMANTHA Darrin has a gig tonight? ESMERALDA That's funny. SAMANTHA No, Darrin & Larry are part of a parody band who are advertising tires who love the band and hope it will increase sales... they've already booked them at the Hot Rock Cafe for tonight at 9pm. ESMERALDA Oh no. SAMANTHA Oh yes. ESMERALDA If Larry & Darrin sing that song their Rock n' Roll fevers will grow stronger. Then there will be a whole lot of yelling. Esmeralda begins to fade. Samantha gets an idea and grabs a pad of paper and pen and takes a seat at the dining room table. Samantha convinces Esmeralda to come back and Esmeralda joins Sam at the table. SAMANTHA I got a plan... C'mon back Esmeralda. Esmeralda fades back at the dining room table where Samantha is sitting. ESMERALDA You do? SAMANTHA Yes. ESMERALDA Oh... If you want my help you might as well just forget it because I'll just screw it up... I'll go... Esmeralda pops out. SAMANTHA Esmeralda! C'mon back. You won't screw it up. You might even learn a thing or to and you could start casting good spells again... Esmeralda pops back into a chair. ESMERALDA Okay! But don't get back if I sneeze up something awful... SAMANTHA I won't. Witches honor. ESMERALDA So, what's the plan? SAMANTHA If the song was able to cast the spell on Darrin by singing it all I have to do is write a song that will reverse the spell and get Darrin to sing it. ESMERALDA Marvelous idea. SAMANTHA Thank you. To reverse the spell all Darrin will need to do is sing the song backwards... ESMERALDA Really. That will do it? SAMANTHA I hope. Tabitha & Adam walk in from the kitchen. TABITHA Oooh. Mommy is writing a spell... SAMANTHA Now Tabitha, you know very well that this is one of those emergencies where witchery is allowed. Now go finish your lunch. ADAM We finished already. SAMANTHA Then go play outside. ADAM We already played outside. SAMANTHA Then go play upstairs... I know you want to watch a real spell being written but your too young... ESMERALDA Besides, she's teaching me right now. TABITHA C'mon Adam. ADAM I wanna see the spell. TABITHA Adam! SAMANTHA Go on Adam! Tabitha and Adam go upstairs. ADAM Okay! Okay! SAMANTHA Good. Now where's that book... Samantha notices it is on the coffee table and she gets up and brings it back to her... SAMANTHA {cont'd) Alright... The spell was... Samantha reads from the book... SAMANTHA (cont'd) "Night after night who treats you right, Baby, it's the guitar man, Who's on the radio, you go listen To the Guitar Man" ESMERALDA So all you have to do is right this as a song backwards and when Darrin sings it the spell is off him and Larry. SAMANTHA Yes. But we have to move fast. Samantha gets her pen and paper and begins to write... SAMANTHA (cont'd) So... backwards is... "Man Guitar the To listen go you, radio the on Who's, Man guitar the it's, Baby, Right you treats who night after night." ESMERALDA Wow! SAMANTHA Now let me take this to Darrin and try and persuade him to play it. Samantha gets up from the table and walks toward the den. Esmeralda is proud that she helped write a spell! 26. INT. DEN - AFTERNOON Larry and Darrin are practicing really hard. They are sweaty and music really isn't all that great. Samantha walks into the room and tries to get their attention but the don't listen to Sam. She finally gets their attention... SAMANTHA 'Bout time. DARRIN Sorry but we are practicing really hard honey! SAMANTHA Yeah... I know... But I wanted to ask you if you would sing a little song I wrote. LARRY Well give us a look. Samantha hands Larry the paper and he and Darrin take a look. SAMANTHA See, I kinda wrote a regular song and then rewrote it backwards. Just trying something new... Who knows? The audience might love it! You don't like it? LARRY Well, it's... DARRIN We love it sweetheart! SAMANTHA So your gonna play it tonight? Larry doesn't want to but Darrin doesn't want to hurt Sam so he encourages Larry to agree. DARRIN Yes darling! Won't we Larry? LARRY Ah yes! Of course. Samantha thanks Darrin and gives him a big kiss. LARRY Louise would hate to see that. Samantha leaves the room happy that her planned worked. Larry looks mad at Darrin because he didn't want to sing the song. Darrin just tries to ignore it... DARRIN Well, let's practice Sam's song! LARRY Mr. Ford better enjoy it... 27. INT. FRONT HALL - AFTERNOON Samantha runs out of the den where Esmeralda waits to find out what happened. Samantha is excited and Esmeralda is nervous. ESMERALDA How did it go? SAMANTHA Great! ESMERALDA They're going to play your spell, I mean song tonight? SAMANTHA Yep! ESMERALDA Good. So were in the clear... SAMANTHA ...As long as my spell works. ESMERALDA Good luck. SAMANTHA Thanks. But can you also stay with the children tonight? ESMERALDA Well, where's Endora? SAMANTHA I found a loop hole out of her spell, so she won't be back for awhile. ESMERALDA Oh, well I'll be glad to. SAMANTHA Thanks. Samantha and Esmeralda are happy that the spell is working so far as we... END OF ACT TWO FADE INTO A COMMERCIAL BREAK Act Three: 28. INT. HOT ROCK CAFE - NIGHT Darrin and Larry are on stage getting ready to perform. Sam, Louise, and Mr. Ford are seated right in front of the stage... LOUISE I don't believe this. SAMANTHA What? LOUISE Larry won't get up to do a simple dance with me, but he'll get up to perform live. SAMANTHA Oh well! That's Larry for you I guess. LOUISE ...And besides, our husbands have sure been acting weird. SAMANTHA Well, let's just hope one night on the spot and knock them out of it. LOUISE I'm with you. MR. FORD I sure hope this parody band of Darrin's sure does raise my prophets. LOUISE Well the place is packed tonight. That's a good sign... MR. FORD Guess so. An announcer walks onto the stage... ANNOUNCER Okay everyone! Tonight we have a new, great band for you tonight. Presented to you by Rock n' Roll Tires. Endora secretly pops into a seat next to Samantha. SAMANTHA What are you doing here? ENDORA Just wanted to see how well you did by trying to cancel my spell... SAMANTHA Oh mother! But I do think I did a good job. ENDORA We'll see. ANNOUNCER (cont'd) Now give it up for Two Crazy Fools performing their hit song, "Man Guitar". ENDORA Oh no! Larry and Darrin Bread's hit song "The Guitar Man" backwards and through the song they kinda struggle as he seems out of it for a few seconds during the song. Samantha is anxious to see if her spell worked. Endora is enjoying Darrin's idiotic performance. Louise is enjoying the show. Mr. Ford just hopes he makes money. By the end of the first chorus Darrin & Larry stop the song and fall onto the floor stage. Samantha and Louise rush to their aid, Mr. Ford is upset he lost money. Endora is upset her spell didn't work and pops out. SAMANTHA Darrin! LOUISE Larry! Are you two okay! LARRY We're fine... Come sit and have a drink... SAMANTHA Do you still want to rock n' roll? DARRIN No! LARRY No! Larry and Sam help Darrin and Larry to the table. Mr. Ford approaches them... MR. FORD You advertising idiots! The contract is off and I'm leaving. LARRY Wait! Wait! Don't leave! DARRIN We can explain! MR. FORD Bye! Mr. Ford leaves. Samantha looks for her mother! DARRIN Where's your mother, I thought I saw her... SAMANTHA She's just a poor sport. DARRIN What? SAMANTHA Nothing! The Announcer approaches the stage again... ANNOUNCER Now please welcome a real band... BREAD! Bread enters the stage... LARRY Wanna dance Louise? LOUISE That took longer than his wedding proposal! DARRIN Let's dance my main chick! SAMANTHA Groovy! The couple walk onto the dance floor... BREAD Now we'll be playing our #1 hit... "The Guitar Man"! SAMANTHA No! No! No! I mean, please play, ah, "Fancy Dance" BREAD You heard the lady's request... HIT IT! Bread plays "Fancy Dancer" for about 30 seconds while Sam and Darrin & Larry and Louise and several couples dance. During the last 4 seconds of the song we fade into the next scene where Samantha goes and picks up the phone, Darrin calls her... 29. INT. LIVING ROOM - MORNING Bread plays "Fancy Dancer" for about 30 seconds while Sam and Darrin & Larry and Louise and several couples dance. During the last 4 seconds of the song we fade into the next scene where Samantha goes and picks up the phone, Darrin calls her... SAMANTHA Hello? DARRIN Hi sweetheart! SAMANTHA Oh hi! DARRIN I have good news! SAMANTHA What? DARRIN You know Mr. Edge? SAMANTHA Yeah! DARRIN Well, he's convinced me and Larry staged that falling last night to bring Bread on the just stage to advertise "Rock n' Roll Tires" and he didn't drop his contract after all! SAMANTHA That's wonderful darling. As Samantha and Darrin continue talking "Guitar Man" plays until Sam and Darrin's phone conversation is blocked out. The song continues as we... END OF ACT THREE FADE INTO COMMERCIAL CUT TO THE CLOSING CREDITS: At the end of the credits: Bread's Record cover is put on the screen as Agnes Moorehead tells the viewers... "The only thing that can compete with witchcraft is Bread so go out and buy their album today at a record store near you". END OF ACT THREE THE END

 

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